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Hooray! My Tumblarity is over 100 again.

I can finally stop cutting myself.

Oct 1st

Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam

Oct 1st

I'm Such A Shitty Senator, by Senator Max...

Oct 1st

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Google, wave — an audio joke

Oct 1st

Lurking in the shadows… He’s mysterious and...

Oct 1st

I support your boobs, ladies. In a big way. At the grocery...

Sep 30th

Tavis Smiley: Louis CK Interview

Sep 30th

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The Sweetly Diabolic Art of Jim Flora - video preview (via fantagraphics) Man. I don’t pay...

Sep 30th

Free Hugs (via glueslabs) THERE WILL BE HIPPIES.

Sep 29th

Tell it like it is: Comedian Mike Birbiglia's...

Sep 29th

“You do a commercial, you’re off the artistic roll call...”
— Bill Hicks from Bill Hicks on...

Sep 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27)

Sep 29th

The Web Economy Bullshit Generator

Sep 29th

We got a crazy fancy coffee machine at work. MAKE YOUR...

Sep 29th

Nearly 200 Arrested as Police Unleash Tear...

Sep 29th

Masters of The Universe: Hipster He-Man “Beast Man...

Sep 28th

So did you not like my song, or did you...

Sorry—I guess I’m still figuring out this Tumblr thing.

Sep 27th

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The Black Angels: “Black Grease” (2006) Finally, get there early. Before early. And sit...

Sep 27th

The Decay of Consumerism

Sep 27th

I think it maybe went pretty well I...

Sep 26th

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Mr Show - Josh Fenderman (via FiveInchTaint) “Warning: Objects In Mirror Are Not Actually In...

Sep 24th

This is what a pretty girl on a bicycle looks like according...

Sep 24th

Michelle Obama's revenge for flirts

Sep 23rd

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And here’s a Japanese cat video to make it all better.

Sep 22nd

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9.12 DC TEA PARTY - MARCH FOOTAGE WITH INTERVIEWS (via NewLeftMedia) Very entertaining. My favorite...

Sep 22nd

OK, Seriously This Time. Help?

I need tips, pointers, and moral support here people. The clothes stuff…what should I do? I...

Sep 22nd

May I Present to You a Pickle?

Remember that phone interview I posted about? Well, now these people want me to come downtown to...

Sep 22nd

Fox News Producer Caught Rallying 9/12...

Sep 21st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20)

Sep 21st

Love it when this happens. Yes, I have a thing for the...

Sep 21st

Encore They played the song I posted earlier as their...

Sep 21st

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Beach House: “Apple Orchard” (2006) Today has been really nice. The weather was great....

Sep 21st

I Learned Three Things Today: In the dressing room,...

Sep 20th

I did a little shopping today. I did NOT buy one of these....

Sep 20th

Raspberry Ring Having a rainy day? Fuck soup; eat a...

Sep 19th

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The Clientele: “Never Anyone But You” I hope you have a lovely evening and a lovely...

Sep 19th

I Am Indeed Some Kind of Clown

The office manager emails “Hi Everybody, Please dress business casual (no jeans or shorts)...

Sep 18th

Men?

Sep 17th

Who’s the Hottie With the Hot Tea? or Nights In...

Sep 17th

Rat

Sep 16th

Sneak Peek: One Minute From Harmony Korine's...

Sep 16th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)

Sep 15th

There…perfect. The circle jerk is complete. [Note:...

Sep 15th

“If we want comprehensive health care for all our citizens,...”
— George S. McGovern — The...

Sep 14th

I still miss Muxtape. :(

Sep 14th

The Self-Educated Apple Genius

Sep 14th

Poor scooter. I wish we could go for a ride.

Sep 14th

9/9/09 | 3:33 I just noticed this. Did You Know: The...

Sep 13th

Aw yeah. I mastered the hell outta that burger. (The onion...

Sep 13th

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Neutral Milk Hotel: “In The Aeroplane Over the Sea” (1998) Summer is in its last gasps...

Sep 12th

Listen to This Fucking Douchebag

Sep 12th

All right—who wants to come party?

Sep 12th

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Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate “There’s literally nothing in this...

Sep 11th

So this happens in my neighborhood. Sometimes.

Sep 11th

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Generic Greeting Ladies and gentlemen of my Tumblr dashboard, I now present to you a scene from...

Sep 11th

Sick and Wrong

Sep 10th

Cat taking a snooze on a cab, broadway cap hill (via...

Sep 10th

American Apparel Ads: the 50 Hottest in...

Sep 10th

thebarmaiden: theduty: cajunboy: Here’s the staggering...

Sep 10th

No, iTunes 9, I’m not sure I want to restore my...

Sep 10th

These are four characters I’m working on. Clockwise...

Sep 9th

LIES!

Sep 9th

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Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart” played on steel drums in a parade ...

Sep 9th

[via]

Sep 8th

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Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions: “Thinking Like That” (2009) Hope Sandoval is...

Sep 8th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)

Sep 7th

I’m going to Bumbershoot today. It’s supposed to...

Sep 6th

Blissful Ignorance (via glueslabs) I hope you all had a...

Sep 6th

ourseattle: Seattle neighborhoods (via Ork Posters) Note: I...

Sep 6th

Fat Boy Jr. Marketing what?

Sep 5th

Rat Bites Man Last night I was hanging out at my friend...

Sep 5th

I'd say that was a success.

My pits tell another story: a very wet one. Thank god the guy was nice and was fumbling for words...

Sep 4th

“Smile when you’re talking, even though they can’t see you....”
— life advice from...

Sep 4th

I have an interview on the telephone...

Any tips? Other than “stay up until 3 AM the night before”, I mean. I have that covered...

Sep 4th

TheGreatHatsby

Sep 4th

WTFIM

This conversation brought to you by WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE and WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS.
somerandomchick: Always ask someone you love before putting anything in your mouth.
glueslabs: sage advice.
glueslabs: thanks
glueslabs: who is this?
somerandomchick: ashlyn
glueslabs: from?
somerandomchick: ny
somerandomchick: howd you get my sn?
glueslabs: um. how'd you get mine?
somerandomchick: you imed me
glueslabs: no, i didn't. you IMed me.
glueslabs: "Always ask someone you love before putting anything in your mouth."
somerandomchick: uhm actually no, i didnt
somerandomchick: wtf?
glueslabs: ok, well, i didn't IM you or know who are
glueslabs: i just got that IM and responded
somerandomchick: you imed me saying "are you to do something completely expected. Because rebellion against the expected is so commonplace that it's become the norm, and is thus expected. Are we so desperate for individualism that we need to rebel against every status quo in existence?
glueslabs: that did not come from me.
somerandomchick: that deff did
glueslabs: swear
glueslabs: i'm at work and wasn't IMing anyone
somerandomchick: i swear on my mothers grave that came from you
glueslabs: i'm telling you it actually DID NOT. must be some weird glitch. i did not type that, and you're not even on my buddy list.
glueslabs: i don't even know what the hell that means.

Sep 4th

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Slacker Trailer The Onion AV Club posted a review of this 1991 film in their “New Cult...

Sep 4th

How Socialized Health Care Works in Canada

Sep 4th

Tumbularity Is a Lie

Reblog this 100 times or you will die from swine flu (or another disease TBD).

Sep 3rd

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Cat Elevator [via]

Sep 3rd

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I Would So Be On a Podcast You Guys I’ve done it before. This for example is a fifteen minute...

Sep 3rd

GPOYW - ca. age 3, with my brother Where did that little...

Sep 3rd

Why are you guys always posting things...

PS: I love you all.

Sep 2nd

Announcing: Put This On | Maximum Fun

Sep 2nd

Last night I learned how to make friends with a chihuahua: ...

Sep 2nd

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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids “Now, the only...

Sep 1st

My client tried to pay me with this old James Brown CD....

Sep 1st