FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
“Tests prove the drug is effective at reducing a range of symptoms, from squealing loudly when a friend calls, to use of the phrase ‘cool beans’ and excessive hugging.”
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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
“Tests prove the drug is effective at reducing a range of symptoms, from squealing loudly when a friend calls, to use of the phrase ‘cool beans’ and excessive hugging.”