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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>This is the personal weblog of Jeffrey Barszcz, a nowhere man currently living in Seattle.</description><title>µ Slabs</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @glueslabs)</generator><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Alien, MC Escher-style Broccoli</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktp18lk7oe1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Alien, MC Escher-style Broccoli&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/257625392</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/257625392</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:53:09 -0800</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>gpoyw</category><category>food</category><category>vegetable</category></item><item><title>Portland's Cannabis Cafe is the First Marijuana Coffee Shop of Its Kind in the Country</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2009/11/24/portlands_cannabis_cafe_is_the_first"&gt;Portland's Cannabis Cafe is the First Marijuana Coffee Shop of Its Kind in the Country&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Democracy Now:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Cannabis Cafe, which opened this month in Portland, Oregon is the first marijuana cafe of its kind in the country. Although it doesn’t sell marijuana on the premises, the Cannabis Café allows any of Portland’s estimated 21,000 licensed medical-marijuana users a space to consume marijuana in a social setting.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the future.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/257460265</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/257460265</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:17:06 -0800</pubDate><category>news</category><category>marijuana</category><category>progress</category></item><item><title>Roku Channel Store: Netflix, Amazon Video On Demand, MLB.TV,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnsdh9EJz1qz4wvmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.roku.com/roku-channel-store" target="_blank"&gt;Roku Channel Store: Netflix, Amazon Video On Demand, MLB.TV, Pandora, Facebook &amp; More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s finally happening. They’re adding some good web content to the Roku. Great to see Flickr and Pandora on the list.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/256769173</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/256769173</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:44:05 -0800</pubDate><category>screengrab</category><category>roku</category></item><item><title>Say Hi to Merlin, Moltz
Can someone please make one of those...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmrnqTMNU1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Say Hi to Merlin, Moltz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can someone please make one of those animated GIFs of zooming into John’s eyes for me for infinity? Pretty please.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255974504</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255974504</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:31:00 -0800</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>friend</category><category>drinks</category></item><item><title>I'm Sorry, Guys. I NEED. It Won't Happen Again.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;xo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255956654</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255956654</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:11:09 -0800</pubDate><category>confession</category></item><item><title>fireland:

mrgan:

Andy Daly kills it in perhaps my favorite bit...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/255857620/tumblr_ktmi3rv8z51qz50x3&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fireland.tumblr.com/post/255842986/mrgan-andy-daly-kills-it-in-perhaps-my-favorite" target="_blank"&gt;fireland&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/255801914/andy-daly-kills-it-in-perhaps-my-favorite-bit-of" target="_blank"&gt;mrgan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Andy Daly kills it in perhaps my favorite bit of stand-up comedy &lt;i&gt;ever&lt;/i&gt;. It’s glorious. (The whole album, &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/comedy-death-ray/id263066044" target="_blank"&gt;Comedy Death Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;, is excellent.)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Agreed. This is awesome. I especially liked it &lt;a href="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/93115061/comedy-death-ray-andy-daly-this-is-kinda-old" target="_blank"&gt;when I posted it back in April&lt;/a&gt;, and only a couple people “liked” it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, though. FIRST!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mr. Mrgan, why do you not follow me? Several of your friends follow me. Your wife follows me. And yet you, sir, refuse to follow me even though we have met several times and &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/glueslabs/2920374554/in/set-72157607065497620/" target="_blank"&gt;have hung out and had fun together&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I ask you, why? There must be a reason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255857620</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255857620</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:13:47 -0800</pubDate><category>audio</category><category>comedy</category><category>why?</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/glueslabs/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1258891200"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Beach+House"&gt;Beach House (24)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Squarepusher"&gt;Squarepusher (15)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+White+Stripes"&gt;The White Stripes (14)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/James+Brown"&gt;James Brown (10)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Lake"&gt;Lake (10)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255511378</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/255511378</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:42:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>myparentswereawesome:

Margie
Submitted by Anonymous

This is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyzu9yHoR1qa2fy3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/post/254741527/margie-submitted-by-anonymous" target="_blank"&gt;myparentswereawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Margie&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted by Anonymous&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is weird and beautiful. One of my favorite combos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/254761791</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/254761791</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:04:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Malcolm Middleton: “No Modest Bear” (2005)
No more...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254097823/tumblr_ktjx3gp6FB1qz4wvm&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Malcolm Middleton&lt;/b&gt;: “No Modest Bear” (2005)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;No more despair, no more being scared,&lt;br/&gt; No bottom lip sticking out through your hair,&lt;br/&gt; No talking down, no staring through,&lt;br/&gt; The walls I won’t let them come crashing down on you.&lt;br/&gt; No modest bear, no worried tiger,&lt;br/&gt; And don’t you fret,&lt;br/&gt; And I won’t either,&lt;br/&gt; We’ll go to the ferry and get some chips,&lt;br/&gt; And then I’ll kiss your salty lips,&lt;br/&gt; Then we’ll see my great granny’s grave,&lt;br/&gt; And we’ll feel mortal then we’ll be saved,&lt;br/&gt; We’ll stop the clouds from coming in,&lt;br/&gt; And we will win.&lt;br/&gt; The world can’t come in here today,&lt;br/&gt; Shut the curtains, phone in sick,&lt;br/&gt; It’s time to play,&lt;br/&gt; You and me, me and you,&lt;br/&gt; Together we’re strong enough to do what we wanna do.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/254097823</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/254097823</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:35:40 -0800</pubDate><category>audio</category><category>music</category><category>song</category><category>lyrics</category></item><item><title>Presenting…
Louis C.K. Live at Meany Hall in Seattle WA,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj9zuKtaJ1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Presenting…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Louis C.K. Live at Meany Hall&lt;/b&gt; in Seattle WA, Nov 5th 2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2684186/Louis%20CK%20Going%20to%20Hell.mp3" target="_blank"&gt;Listen to a five minute clip&lt;/a&gt; [EXPLICIT]&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2684186/Louisckmeanyhall.zip" target="_blank"&gt;Download the whole thing&lt;/a&gt; [52MB MP3, ~1:30]&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OK, a couple of things I should tell you: This is an audience recording. I recorded it on my iPhone. The quality is therefore not at all excellent. I’ve done my best to make it listenable, but the laughter is loud, and you can clearly hear myself and my friend Nick chuckling our asses off the whole time. We also missed the first 10 minutes or so of the show. (No…we WERE NOT trying to smoke a joint in the parking lot.) But. BUT: This is truly one of the best stand-up performances I have ever seen, and I would really like to share it with you. So here you go. It’s Silly Sunday. Enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Note: Please do not distribute these files anywhere else. Support the artist. If LCK comes to your town, please go see him. You won’t regret it. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://louisck.net/" target="_blank"&gt;Go to his web site for more info and to check his tour dates.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/253561126</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/253561126</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:16:00 -0800</pubDate><category>audio</category><category>comedy</category><category>standup</category><category>seattle</category></item><item><title>Say Hi to Merlin, SeoulBrother
Part of a photo set entitled Say...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth57s4LyT1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Say Hi to Merlin, SeoulBrother&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Part of a photo set entitled &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/glueslabs/sets/72157622721288279/" target="_blank"&gt;Say “Hi” to Merlin, Seattle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/252154609</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/252154609</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:38:16 -0800</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>seoulbrother</category><category>strutting</category><category>pals</category></item><item><title>ourseattle:juandavidrueda:
Seattle At Night</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfodlgJYQ1qaqg69o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ourseattle.tumblr.com/post/251490991/juandavidrueda-seattle-at-night" target="_blank"&gt;ourseattle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://juandavidrueda.tumblr.com/post/251302698/seattle-at-night" target="_blank"&gt;juandavidrueda&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seattle At Night&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251563443</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251563443</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:11:26 -0800</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>seattle</category><category>fog</category><category>beach</category></item><item><title>Looking at actual records will always be better.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfv390eVe1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looking at actual records will always be better.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251437150</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251437150</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:01:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Jacob’s Ladder (1990) - clip, 3:22
[NOTE: Sorry, embedding...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/konk2HJ869Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/konk2HJ869Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jacob’s Ladder&lt;/i&gt; (1990) - clip, 3:22&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[NOTE: Sorry, embedding frickin’ disabled by request.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251275822</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251275822</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:07:00 -0800</pubDate><category>video</category><category>movie</category><category>horror</category></item><item><title>"Director Adrian Lyne uses a body horror technique in which an actor is recorded waving his head..."</title><description>“Director Adrian Lyne uses a body horror technique in which an actor is recorded waving his head around at a low frame rate, resulting in horrific fast motion when played back. Filmmakers have since achieved the effect by digitally removing frames from footage shot at a normal rate.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob%27s_Ladder_(film)" target="_blank"&gt;Jacob’s Ladder (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251250615</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251250615</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:39:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>List of Rap Songs Which Sample "The Payback"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.the-breaks.com/search.php?term=The+Payback&amp;type=4"&gt;List of Rap Songs Which Sample "The Payback"&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Payback_%28song%29" target="_blank"&gt;Wikipedia&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251220461</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251220461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:05:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>James Brown: “The Payback” (1973)
Did someone say...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251218618/tumblr_ktfk19ZqcR1qz4wvm&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;James Brown&lt;/b&gt;: “The Payback” (1973)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did someone say it’s Funky Friday? Here, have some.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This one goes out to my bank, for ripping me off again, and to all the bankers out there who’ve been stealing from us for way too long. You will pay.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251218618</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251218618</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:03:00 -0800</pubDate><category>audio</category><category>music</category><category>song</category></item><item><title>Fuck you, Garageband. Fuck you right in the bug that made this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfh4fjyTj1qz4wvmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck you, Garageband. Fuck you right in the bug that made this happen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251164549</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/251164549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:00:15 -0800</pubDate><category>screengrab</category><category>superfail</category></item><item><title>GOPers Block Debate on Credit Card Rate Freeze</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2009/11/19/headlines#10"&gt;GOPers Block Debate on Credit Card Rate Freeze&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2009/11/19/headlines" target="_blank"&gt;Democracy Now&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back in the United States, Republican senators have blocked debate on a measure to freeze credit card interest rates. Democratic Senator Christopher Dodd had written a bill that would have prevented interest rate hikes before new regulations take effect next year. But on Wednesday, Republicans thwarted Dodd’s attempt to debate the measure on the Senate floor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right. Of course. Democrats have the decency to at least pretend they have people’s best interests at heart. Republicans seem to flaunt the fact that they do not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s balls, man—real, ugly, corporate old man balls.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/250075161</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/250075161</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:50:48 -0800</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>credit</category></item><item><title>Improved Retweet Avatars (via lhl)

This greasemonkey script...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdk4iWLNI1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Improved Retweet Avatars (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/lhl" target="_blank"&gt;lhl&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This greasemonkey script modifies how avatars are displayed for Twitter’s new Retweet functionality into something that I think makes more sense: the retweeter’s avatar (whom you are following) is restored to the primary view, and an inset is added for the retweet source.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ya know, if you care about that sort of thing. I think it makes more sense. I’m finding the current way a little too jarring.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://waxy.org/links/" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/249979745</link><guid>http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/249979745</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:09:00 -0800</pubDate><category>screengrab</category><category>twitter</category><category>retweet</category></item></channel></rss>
